Suddenly I began to wonder how to please so many people. do I take the magnesium citrate? What about the coffee enema? Do I do both? Do I do the abdominal message or the colonic? Do I tell the doctors about each other? East meets West in Gilda's body: Western medicine down my throat, Eastern medicine up my butt. Gilda Radner
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Gilda Radner is a comedian and actress known for her work on Saturday Night Live and in the feature film When Harry Met Sally. In the movie, she plays the character of Gilda, who is married to Harry (Billy Crystal) and has a young daughter. She is not an expert on medicine or medicine lore, but she decided to try out some different medical treatments with her doctor. These included coffee enema, magnesium citrate, and colonic.

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